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To the tune of 'You are my Sunshine':
You are a Scouser,
an ugly Scouser,
You're only happy on Giro day,
Your Mum's out thieving,
Your Dad's drug-dealing,
Please don't take my hubcaps away!
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Meanwhile, here's a cracking Christmas classic from OsvaldoOsbourne. If you can get through this one at a game I'll be very impressed!
The 12 days of a JJB Christmas.
On the first day of Christmas,
Down at the JJB
A Camara named Henri.
On the second day of Christmas,
Down at the JJB
Two Chimbonda gloves
And a Camara named Henri.
On the third day of Christmas,
Down at the JJB
Three Letters to Jewell
Two Chimbonda gloves
And a Camara named Henri
On the fourth day of Christmas,
Down at the JJB
Four Teale mis tackles
Three Letters to Jewell
Two Chimbonda gloves
And a Camara named Henri
On the fifth day of Christmas,
Down at the JJB
Arry De Zeeuw !
Four Teale mis tackles
Three Letters to Jewell
Two Chimbonda gloves
And a Camara named Henri
On the sixth day of Christmas,
Down at the JJB
Six Roberts swear words
Arry De Zeeuw !
Four Teale mis tackles
Three Letters to Jewell
Two Chimbonda gloves
And a Camara named Henri
On the seventh day of Christmas,
Down at the JJB
Seven Bullard free kicks
Six Roberts swear words
Arry De Zeeuw !
Four Teale mis tackles
Three Letters to Jewell
Two Chimbonda gloves
And a Camara named Henri
On the eighth day of Christmas,
Down at the JJB
Eight Mahony hairstyles
Seven Bullard free kicks
Six Roberts swear words
Arry De Zeeuw !
Four Teale mis tackles
Three Letters to Jewell
Two Chimbonda gloves
And a Camara named Henri
On the ninth day of Christmas,
Down at the JJB
Nine McCullough send offs
Eight Mahony hairstyles
Seven Bullard free kicks
Six Roberts swear words
Arry De Zeeuw !
Four Teale mis tackles
Three Letters to Jewell
Two Chimbonda gloves
And a Camara named Henri
On the tenth day of Christmas,
Down at the JJB
Ten Filan Handballs
Nine McCullough send offs
Eight Mahony hairstyles
Seven Bullard free kicks
Six Roberts swear words
Arry De Zeeuw !
Four Teale mis tackles
Three Letters to Jewell
Two Chimbonda gloves
And a Camara named Henri
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Down at the JJB
Eleven Whelan comments
Ten Filan Handballs
Nine McCullough send offs
Eight Mahony hairstyles
Seven Bullard free kicks
Six Roberts swear words
Arry De Zeeuw !
Four Teale mis tackles
Three Letters to Jewell
Two Chimbonda gloves
And a Camara named Henri
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Twelve Johnny Come Latelies
Eleven Whelan comments
Ten Filan Handballs
Nine McCullough send offs
Eight Mahony hairstyles
Seven Bullard free kicks
Six Roberts swear words
Arry De Zeeuw !
Four Teale mis tackles
Three Letters to Jewell
Two Chimbonda gloves
And a Camara named Henri