Funnies: Sol signs for Portsmouth

McClaren helps Beckham off the pitch in Germany


Sol says he is over the moon to sign for Pompey after twenty four other clubs turned him down. He will be joining David James in helping the opposition gain three points each week from Fratton Park.


Then in a swift change of heart, Sol decides he is mentally unstable and leaves.

And we just couldn't resist a look at this. Not even your (imaginery) salary cap is helping. Shame about the recent upturn in form though I must admit.

Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	PTS
1	St Helens	23	20	0	3	719	340	40
2	Hull	23	17	0	6	627	480	34
3	Leeds	24	16	0	8	723	449	32
4	Bradford	23	14	2	7	658	442	30
5	Salford	24	12	0	12	528	448	24
6	Warrington	24	11	0	13	643	593	22
7	Huddersfield	23	9	0	14	513	641	18
8	Harlequins RL	23	8	1	14	423	694	17
9	Castleford	23	8	1	14	501	781	17
10	Wigan	24	9	0	15	524	642	16
11	Wakefield	23	7	0	16	484	626	14
12	Catalans Dragons	23	7	0	16	525	732	14